Clean Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to Hogwarts for the first time, the sorting hat said "Awwwwww hell 'naw!!"
Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her in the house of pancakes.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to use prescription make-up!
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so fat, even Dora cannot explore her!
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live.
Yo mama is so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo mama so fat, they're gonna put the movie in two parts.
Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
yo mamma so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and the judges said sorry no professionals
when ever yo mama farts she gets fined by the EPA for polluting.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."