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There was a guy sitting in a bar having a few drinks. He began looking around the bar and noticed a woman chatting with another guy. After a few moments of chatting the man and the woman walked out together. Five minutes after that the woman came back in again and started talking to another guy. She then left out again with her new guy. The guy sit there and watched her do this several times when he began to think I'm going to get me some of that.
So the next time the woman came in he went over to her and began to chat. Next thing he knew they were outside in the back of her van. They both stripped down naked and he began to eat her out. While he was licking away he got something in his mouth. He pulled it out but couldn't see what it was because it was dark in the van. 'Its nothing' he thought to himself and threw it to the side. Twice more he starting licking her and both times got something in his mouth. The last and final time he thought he recognized the taste so he grabbed his lighter lit it and stuck it in front of her pussy. There were peas and carrots falling all out of her pussy. He looked up at her and said, "Are you sick or something?" to which she replied "No but the guy before you was!" |
