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Post to del.icio.us Post to digg Post to furl A blonde gets on the elevator muttering "T.G.I.F., T.G.I.F" over and over. A guy on the elevator looks at her, smiles and replies, "S.H.I.T". The blonde frowns and mutters "T.G.I.F." The guy replies "S.H.I.T."

The blonde confronts the man asking "You do know that T.G.I.F. means Thank God It's Friday, right?" The man chuckles and tells her, "Yes. And S.H.I.T. stands for Sorry Honey It's Thursday".
 
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