This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms.
The druggist says, "How old are you, son?"
The kid replies, "Eleven."
"I can't sell you any condoms," the druggist says. "You're too young."
The kid says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll call a cop."
"All right, cool it," the druggists says to the kid. "What kind of condoms do you want?"
The kid tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers."
The druggist says, "Listen, kid. Do you know what one of those things will do to a woman?"
"No," the kid replies, "but I hear they make a sheep jump pretty high!"