One day a sadistic Drill Sargent was putting his platoon through several of the worst and most humiliating tasks he could think of, including cleaning his personal washroom; after one final use of the toilet which had been clogged for two days. And at the end of the day, after he ran each one of them into the ground he called attention and walked the line.
Stepping forward the Drill Sargent pushed his face right up to the youngest looking Private and groused, "I'll bet you're wishing that I would die so you could come and urinate on my grave!"
With a straight face the Private replied, "Sir, No sir! When I get out of the army, I'm never gonna stand in another line again!"