15 Things One Should Never Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...
6. Try breathing through your nose.
7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
8. Is that a Medic Alert Pendant?
9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door?
10. But whipped cream makes me break out.
12. On second thought, let's turn off the lights
13. Can you please pass me the remote control?
14. Do you accept Visa?
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