Definitions from The College Dictionary
Cafeteria: From 2 Latin words, "cafe" meaning place to eat and "teria" meaning to wretch.
Major: Area of study that no longer interest you.
Student Athlete: See "contraction in terms."
Grade: Unrealistic and limited measure of academic accomplishment.
Summer School: A viable alternative to a summer job.
Quarter: The most coveted form of currency on campus.
Hunger: Condition produced by five minutes of continuous studying.