Politically Correct Guide To Guys

He does not have a beer gut; he develops a Liquid Grain Storage Facility.

He is not quiet; he is a Conversational Minimalist.

He does not get lost all the time; he discovers Alternative Destinations.

You do not buy him a drink; you initiate an Alcohol-For-Conversation Exchange.

He does not fart and belch; he is Gastronomically Expressive.

He is not a redneck; he is a Genetically-Related American.

He is not a cradle robber; he prefers Generationally Differential Relationships.

He does not have a rich daddy; he is a Recipient Of Parental Asset Infusion.

He does not hog the blankets; he is Thermally Unappreciative.

He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has Swine Empathy.

He is not afraid of commitment; he is Monogamously Challenged.
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