Teacher: "Okay, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"

Little Johnny: "None Miss".

Teacher: "Could you tell me why?"

Little Johnny: "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".

Teacher: "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."

Little Johnny: "Miss, while we're asking questions, could I ask you one?"

Teacher: "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"

Little Johnny: "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park eating popsicles. One of them is licking it; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"

Teacher (rather embarrassed): "Err... I suppose it would be the last one."

Little Johnny: "Well I would have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."
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