Dirty Ginger Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger and a snake?

One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy, heartless, soulless creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How do you get a ginger into an argument?

Say something to them.

What's the difference between a dead ginger and roadkill?

There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.

What do you call a Ginger about to get an abortion?

A crime stopper.

What do you do if you run over a ginger?

Reverse.

What do you throw to a Ginger drowning in quicksand?

His wife and children.

Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
A: At least a brick gets laid.

How is a Ginger like a slinky?

They are both fun to throw down the stairs.

So I was recently reading that condoms are effective only 97% of the time and I thought that's really not good enough for me. So I had my girlfriend get on the pill, which is apparently 98% effective. I was still feeling a little paranoid, so then I also had her use female condoms. But after all this my mind still wasn't at ease, and I really wanted something that was 100% effective. So yesterday I dyed my hair to become ginger.

if i can't tell a soul can i tell a ginger

Q: What do you call a ginger with an attitude?
A: Normal.

Q: What's the difference between dating a ginger and putting your hand in a blender?

A: There's always a chance that the blender isn't on.

Q: Whats the difference between a terrorist and a ginger?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist!