A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.
"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said, "Well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back toher. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question.In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings.
"Again, "Thank you," and that they would get back to her. Finally, the blonde entered the room and they asked her the same question they had asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for awhile and replied, "I would like to go to the sun.
"The people from NASA replied, "Why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?" The blonde smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
There are these three women, a redhead a brunette and a blonde. And they start to talk about their daughters. The red head says "you know i caught my daughter with cigars. I didn't know she smoked!" then the brunette says " I know! i found booze in my daughters room I didn't know mine drank!" then the blonde says "OMG I like totally know where you're coming from! I found like these these condoms in my daughters room! Like OMG... I didn't know she had *whispers* a penis...."
Three Mothers, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were all talking about their daughters.
The Brunette said "I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes, I can't believe my daughter smokes."
The redhead said "Ladies, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a bottle of liquor, I can't believe my daughter drinks."
The Blonde said "I was looking through my daughters things and I found a pack of condoms, I can't believe my daughter has a penis!"