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Clean Chuck Norris Jokes

Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming.
By: Manuel Spooner - 04-29-2012
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
By: joertsj - 08-03-2012
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
By: igrankama35 - 05-12-2012
Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
By: BillBoBaggins - 07-18-2012
Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head
By: Anonymous - 08-19-2012
If Chuck Norris catches you writing jokes about him, he'll smash your face into the keyjhesreqdzsf
By: Dranlyman - 11-01-2012
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
By: Constance Melendez - 04-29-2012
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
By: Willie Crumley - 04-29-2012
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
By: Todd Felix - 05-16-2012
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
By: Lena Harter - 04-29-2012
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
By: eixalbavaf0 - 04-29-2012
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
By: Jerry Null - 04-29-2012
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
By: Blanca Southworth - 04-29-2012
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
By: Willie Rudd - 05-12-2012
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
By: Carmody - 04-29-2012
When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.
By: Diane Taliaferro - 04-29-2012
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
By: Gary Spriggs - 05-12-2012
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
By: Anonymous - 05-13-2012
In middle school chuck Norris was assigned an essay about what courage was. He got an A+ by turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name on it.

By: Chuck Norris bro - 11-01-2012
Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
By: preppyhw - 04-29-2012