Funniest Clean Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!
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Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
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Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her in the house of pancakes.
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Yo Mama so ugly, she has to use prescription make-up!
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Yo mama's so fat, even Dora cannot explore her!
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to Hogwarts for the first time, the sorting hat said "Awwwwww hell 'naw!!"
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
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Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live.
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Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
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Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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Yo mama so fat, they're gonna put the movie in two parts.
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when ever yo mama farts she gets fined by the EPA for polluting.
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Yo mama is so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
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Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
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