Funniest Yo Mama Jokes
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!
Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her in the house of pancakes.
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to use prescription make-up!
Yo mama's so fat, even Dora cannot explore her!
Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to Hogwarts for the first time, the sorting hat said "Awwwwww hell 'naw!!"
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama is like a shotgun give her a cock and she is ready to blow.
Yo mama so fat, they're gonna put the movie in two parts.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so poor when she found a penny on the ground she thought she won the lottery
when ever yo mama farts she gets fined by the EPA for polluting.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.