Funniest Clean Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apple, Orange, and Banana.
Apple, Orange, and Banana who?
Apple, Orange and Banana run away, get in their car, drive home, order pizza, eat dinner, brush their teeth, and go to bed.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door -- I forgot my lunch!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apple, Orange, and Banana.
Apple, Orange, and Banana who?
Apple, Orange and Banana run away, get in their car, drive home, order pizza, eat dinner, brush their teeth, and go to bed.
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Knock knock,
Who's there?
Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris who?
...?
Sorry, the joke is over when Chuck Norris gets involved!
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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me.
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Q: Knock knock.

A: Who's there?

Q: Control freak. Okay, now, you say, "Control freak who?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it.
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