Funniest Ginger Jokes
What's the difference between a ginger and a snake?
One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy, heartless, soulless creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
Q: What's the difference between dating a ginger and putting your hand in a blender?
A: There's always a chance that the blender isn't on.
How is a Ginger like a slinky?
They are both fun to throw down the stairs.
Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
A: At least a brick gets laid.
What's the best thing about being a ginger?
You know you weren't adopted.
How do you get a ginger into an argument?
Say something to them.
What's the difference between a dead ginger and roadkill?
There are skid marks in front of the roadkill.
What do you call a Ginger about to get an abortion?
A crime stopper.
What do you throw to a Ginger drowning in quicksand?
His wife and children.
What do you do if you run over a ginger?
"This ginger woman at my work recently announced that her black boyfriend got her pregnant. She was discussing possible baby names the other day, looking for suggestions, but apparently 'Robert The Chocolate Orange' is not tolerated and is enough to get you fired."
A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. "Ah, hell," says the genie, "What do you want?" The ginger says, "I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold." The genie looks at him and says, "don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. Pick something else." So the ginger says, "I want everyone to stop making fun of my hair colour." The genie says, "So this mansion, you want suite bathrooms?"
An 8-month pregnant woman is rushed to the ER with terrible stomach cramps and fears for her unborn child. The doctor sees her, leaves to perform some tests, and then returns to the room. "Well my dear," he says. "There's good news and bad news. The bad news is that your child has ginger hair." "Oh no!" the woman exclaims, "What's the good news?" she asks. The doctor replies "It's dead."
So I was recently reading that condoms are effective only 97% of the time and I thought that's really not good enough for me. So I had my girlfriend get on the pill, which is apparently 98% effective. I was still feeling a little paranoid, so then I also had her use female condoms. But after all this my mind still wasn't at ease, and I really wanted something that was 100% effective. So yesterday I dyed my hair to become ginger.
Before I had sex with a ginger prostitute last night, we started to haggle about on the price.
"$300", "$100". "$280", "$150".
Eventually she paid me $200.
Q: What's another name for a boomerang?
A: A frisbee for a ginger kid.
Q: What do you call a ginger with an attitude?
Why do Irishmen drink all the time?
You would too if you were a ginger
Q: If a ginger has an erection, does it look like a rocket blasting off?
A: It's a trick question! No one credible has ever seen a ginger erection!
Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!