Funniest Dirty Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris can impregnate you via anal or oral sex.
Chuck Norris is required to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Chuck Norris became a 5 time Olympic gold medalist in pole vaulting using only his penis.
One night Chuck Norris had a pissing contest outside of a bar. He won when his opponents drowned.
in 1974 Chuck Norris was charged with killing 15 students during a school shooting...with a spitball
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay for sex. Sex pays for Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
They had to build a second afterlife for all of the people Chuck Norris killed.
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its scientific term: Jupiter.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
Chuck Norris once masturbated in a junk yard.
Nine months later Optimus Prime was born.
Chuck Norris visited the "virgin" islands...... when he left it was renamed to the islands.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris died in 1985. The Grim Reaper has not had the courage to tell him yet.