Funniest Clean Chuck Norris Jokes

Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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If Chuck Norris catches you writing jokes about him, he'll smash your face into the keyjhesreqdzsf
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
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Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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In middle school chuck Norris was assigned an essay about what courage was. He got an A+ by turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name on it.


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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
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As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
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