Funniest Clean Chuck Norris Jokes
Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
If Chuck Norris catches you writing jokes about him, he'll smash your face into the keyjhesreqdzsf
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
In middle school chuck Norris was assigned an essay about what courage was. He got an A+ by turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name on it.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.