Funniest Celebrity Jokes
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people in the face first and asks questions later.
Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.
They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Christians call it the Rapture. Chuck norris calls it cleaning his house.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
When a jury found Chuck Norris guilty of murder, the judge sentenced himself to death rather than sentencing Chuck Norris to anything.
Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris action figures have been banned in the United States and Mexico due to the roundhouse action related to eye loss in children.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
Chuck Norris house trained his dog by 1 roundhouse kick to the face.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died in 1985. The Grim Reaper has not had the courage to tell him yet.