Funniest Celebrity Jokes
Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris.
Sperm whales were created when Chuck Norris masterbated in the ocean.
God modeled his beard look after Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman is alive afterward.
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your butt, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Lindsay Lohan once put a hickey on one of Chuck Norris' hemorrhoids.
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris
During WWII Chuck Norris was drafted into the Army. He mercilessly roundhouse kicked everyone to death including Ally soldiers. Their resting place is now known as Arlington Cemetery.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Homeless people are afraid to ask Chuck Norris for change. The last guy who did got a half dollar scissor kicked up his ass...twice.
Chuck Norris' penis is so large that it has a penis of its own, and that one is still bigger than yours.