Funniest Dirty Celebrity Jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Q: What is the quickest way to a man's heart?
A: Chuck Norris' Fist
Chuck Norris doesnt have sex. Sex has Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once put on an armor as a joke since the very notion of Chuck Norris wearing armor for protection is rediculous. One night, after taking his armor off and having a furious masturbation session, some jizz landed on his armor. Two weeks later Master Chief was born and the Halo franchise had found its hero for their videogame.
By: Chuck Norris and Halo
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.
Chuck norris's dick has a little dick. His little dick is bigger than your dick.
When women have sex with God, they scream CHUCK NORRIS!!!
chuck norris once squeezed a lemon, got kiwi juice, put the kiwi juice the oven and it would be the best damn cupcake you ever had
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver. MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart. Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck Norris doesnt count it as sex unless the woman dies.
Chuck norris doesnt have ball hair, hair doesnt grow on steel
Chuck Norris' cock is the only thing that's ever took a beating from Chuck Norris and survived.
Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' penis has abs.