Funniest Clean Celebrity Jokes
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone
Chuck Norris was kicked off the show "Extreme Couponing" the producers couldn't stand watching entire grocery chains file bankruptcy because of Chuck Norris.
In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Christians call it the Rapture. Chuck norris calls it cleaning his house.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
When a jury found Chuck Norris guilty of murder, the judge sentenced himself to death rather than sentencing Chuck Norris to anything.
Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses.
Chuck Norris action figures have been banned in the United States and Mexico due to the roundhouse action related to eye loss in children.
Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question...... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.