Funniest Clean Celebrity Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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Chuck Norris' prostate has eaten dozens of doctor's middle fingers.
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While building a house in Kansas, Chuck Norris was dared to dig a hole as deep as he could. Chuck Norris dug so deep that the next day there were Squirrels with slanted eyes on his front lawn.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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chuck norris once played pokemon black, caught a lvl 0 magikarp and beat the whole game
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Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "......afraid of Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Christians call it the Rapture. Chuck norris calls it cleaning his house.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When a jury found Chuck Norris guilty of murder, the judge sentenced himself to death rather than sentencing Chuck Norris to anything.
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Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses.
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Chuck Norris action figures have been banned in the United States and Mexico due to the roundhouse action related to eye loss in children.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question...... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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