Funniest Clean Celebrity Jokes

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris was kicked off the show "Extreme Couponing" the producers couldn't stand watching entire grocery chains file bankruptcy because of Chuck Norris.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Christians call it the Rapture. Chuck norris calls it cleaning his house.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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When a jury found Chuck Norris guilty of murder, the judge sentenced himself to death rather than sentencing Chuck Norris to anything.
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Chuck Norris has never lost his virginity. Chuck Norris never loses.
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Chuck Norris action figures have been banned in the United States and Mexico due to the roundhouse action related to eye loss in children.
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Chuck Norris is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.
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The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question...... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
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Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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