Funniest Clean Celebrity Jokes

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he cuts them up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
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Sperm whales were created when Chuck Norris masterbated in the ocean.
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Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before they hatch. He cracks them and eats them.
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Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
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People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
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