Funniest Clean Celebrity Jokes
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he cuts them up.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
Sperm whales were created when Chuck Norris masterbated in the ocean.
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.