Funniest Clean Celebrity Jokes
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris makes onions cry when he cuts them up.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Luke Skywalker uses the Force. The Force uses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the richter scale.
Sperm whales were created when Chuck Norris masterbated in the ocean.
Chuck Norris doesn't count his chicken before they hatch. He cracks them and eats them.
Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.
Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.