Funniest Clean Celebrity Jokes
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you......Fourty seven times.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
Chuck Norris doesn't get hangovers. He just gets pissed.
When Chris Angle levitated in front of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just laughed and flew away.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
When chuck Norris was born WWII had ended
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas and you will still die.
have you ever wondered why stephen hawkins is in a wheelchair it's because he was getting smart with Chuck Norris
It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face.