Funniest Celebrity Jokes

Chuck Norris can impregnate you via anal or oral sex.
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Chuck Norris is required to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
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Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
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If Chuck Norris catches you writing jokes about him, he'll smash your face into the keyjhesreqdzsf
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
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Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head
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One night Chuck Norris had a pissing contest outside of a bar. He won when his opponents drowned.
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Chuck Norris became a 5 time Olympic gold medalist in pole vaulting using only his penis.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
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in 1974 Chuck Norris was charged with killing 15 students during a school shooting...with a spitball
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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