Funniest Celebrity Jokes
Chuck Norris can impregnate you via anal or oral sex.
Chuck Norris is required to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Chuck Norris became a 5 time Olympic gold medalist in pole vaulting using only his penis.
One night Chuck Norris had a pissing contest outside of a bar. He won when his opponents drowned.
in 1974 Chuck Norris was charged with killing 15 students during a school shooting...with a spitball
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head
If Chuck Norris catches you writing jokes about him, he'll smash your face into the keyjhesreqdzsf
Chuck Norris doesn't pay for sex. Sex pays for Chuck Norris
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.