Funniest Clean Bear Jokes

Q: Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?
A: He wanted to go bear foot.
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so a polar bear walks into a bar and says: "i'd like a...................................... beer."



and the bartender says: "hey man, what's with the big pause?"
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A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a brandy.........................................................................................................

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.......... and coke." The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"

The bear responds, "I dunno... I've always had them."
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Q: What has four legs and several fins?
A: A happy bear!
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Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled?
A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!
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