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#1	(10 votes)
	Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
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#2	(10 votes)
	Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? A. Shine a torch into her ear...
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#3	(9 votes)
	Three chimps escaped from the zoo. One was caught watching tv, another playing football and the third one was caught reading this message
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#7	(5 votes)
	A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.
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#9	(9 votes)
	A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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#10	(3 votes)
	Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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#11	(13 votes)
	Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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#12	(2 votes)
	Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? A. He's all right now.
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#13	(1 votes)
	Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A. A nervous wreck.
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#14	(5 votes)
	Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef.
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#15	(2 votes)
	Q. What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? A. The taste!
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#16	(3 votes)
	A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock. A lady asks "What are you dressed as?" He says: "A fireman! You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can."
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#17	(6 votes)
	Q: Why did God invent yeast infections? A: So that women too would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!
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#18	(3 votes)
	Doctor: Do you watch your husbands face while making love? Lady: I did once & saw anger. Doctor: why? Lady: Because he was watching from the window
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#19	(3 votes)
	Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.
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#20	(2 votes)
	Q. Where do you find a no legged dog? A. Right where you left him.
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#21	(5 votes)
	Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? A. The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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#22	(2 votes)
	Q. Did you hear about the blind man who went bungee jumping? A. He loved it, but it scared the hell out of his dog.
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#23	(2 votes)
	Q. What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? A. Wipe him off, apologize and RUN!
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#24	(5 votes)
	Q. Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A. Because it was dead.
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#25	(26 votes)
	Q. How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
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#26	(2 votes)
	Q. What do you do if a bird shits on your car? A. Don't ask her out again.
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#27	(2 votes)
	Q. What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A. A computer only needs the information punched into it once.
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#28	(12 votes)
	Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
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#29	(5 votes)
	Q. Did you hear about the guy who's a dyslexic-bulimic? A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass.
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